Requierments for acceptance into the Haya

Many of us have wondered, those who have been exposed to Religious Police, what it takes to be one of them…everyone has a few ideas…

So I tagged Clouddragon to list a few things that are absolute must for Haya entrance.

What did I give?
-excessive body hair
-”ham” like fists
-beedy eyes
-willingness to rock as you read
-maintain stability while swacking the baton
-able to leap small cars to grab onto hijabs colored “non-black” in a single bound
-read upside down
-unable to crack a smile- or able to crack the smile off any human

But I forgot that the absolute first thing that a candidate for the Haya must have proof of… his first words:

Haraam, Haraam! (sorry pops, mumsy…you guys are just not a priority)

And with the latest in Saudi that even a smile or a laugh in public is a sin- I will dutifully cross out going there unless I am going for Hajj… I smile and love to laugh- it would bode ill for my continued existence on this planet should I not go with dutiful purpose.

My husband has always said it is the last place he would go willingly…when you hear of some of the things the natives talk about, you have to seriously wonder what is it about Allah’s creation that the Haya has so much hatred for… Women, we know is a given on the list- but what else is it that spurs their hate to the point of retaining any iota of reasoning…but I forgot that is not part of the requirements!


2 Responses to “Requierments for acceptance into the Haya”

  1. April 4, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    I cannot believe that I am living in a place where enjoying oneself or being happy is haraam. It is just soooo not me! I also just read that Shaikh Luhaidan has said that women alone in the car with their drivers is Khulwa, and that women should just stay home all their lives. But allow women to drive here? Never! Living in Saudi Arabia is like living in La La Land.

  2. 2 INAL
    April 4, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    A shame really Susie, we have so much to offer the world- and even more in KSA- but they (the men) seem to think a world full of them is what Allah wanted…The day they are replaced, they will all go around blaming everyone else but themselves…

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