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So who is it gonna be?

My daughters and my husband have a very special relationship. For each one of their births he was there to say “Marhaba” and whisper the Shahadah like he had done for his son. But the girls added another texture to his life. These were daddy’s girls. And boy did they wrap him around their tiny pinkies early on.  

Oh, don’t get me wrong- there have been a few door slamming sessions! Some “go to you room”, and the Yemeni silent treatment accompanied by the stare that says “now would be a good time for you to disappear”. You know, “Your lucky I love you so much, because right now I’m not liking you one bit” kind of moment…  

But on the whole they have great days. Always teasing each other, tickling, and general horsing around with lots of hugs and kisses. Today as I was sitting at the computer linked to my office, I hear them laughing hysterically in another room down the hall. A few mock screams of horror punctuating the words too far and too low to hear.  

They’re at it again, I think…  Another set of squeals, “Dad, you can’t be serious!”, “What? It’s perfectly acceptable!”  

A few minutes later they all barge into the room with another laptop in hand. They place it next to mine and point, “So! Who is it gonna be?”  

“Huh?”  

“Mom, we were hunting for the ideal men in our lives. Dad had some ideas of his own. So now you have to pick who is it gonna be!”  

I blink a few times before I dare look… I am staring at few rows of pictures…I take a deep breath about to answer…  

“Choose well ya habibti”. I don’t like that tone…  

I look again at the pictures. Look up at the expectant faces. Gauge the height of the floor to ceiling. The length of the desk to the door. Can I make it out the window? Nah, hijab will get caught on something – hung by indecision! I can’t breathe…  

Safest thing is to keep looking at the pictures. I strike a pensive pose. “Well let’s see…the prospects are – er, em, well interesting. And it all depends on where you are in you life at that moment.” Bull, I’m stalling…”I mean, every thing really…well is in the eye of the beholder.”  

“Yeah, yeah mom! We know all that! Just tell us who is it gonna be?”  

“Choose wisely habibti”… I still don’t like the tone of that…I’ve heard it before somewhere and the memory of it…well let’s not go there. Another deep breath…here we go…  

“Well since I’m suppose to be so “all American”, I think it best to Plead the Five on this one.” Chicken!!!  

So there you have it ladies and gentlemen…Who would you pick? Go ahead you’re all safe…Choose…  

Then I can always blame on it you!  

The nominees are…  

Victim # 1

 

Victim # 2

 

Victim # 3

 

Victim #4

 

Victim # 5

 

Victim # 6

 

Victim # 7

 

Victim # 8

 

Victim # 9

 

Victim # 10

 

Victim # 11

 

Victim # 12

 

Victim # 13

 

Victim # 14

 

Victim # 15

 

Victim # 16

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4 Responses to “So who is it gonna be?”


  1. March 15, 2010 at 8:51 am

    I’m going for the very discrete #15. A man who appreciates modesty for men and women.

  2. March 15, 2010 at 11:01 pm

    Oops! Maybe the sandal has a twin brother?
    Otherwise go for the royalty! LOL 🙂

    • 4 INAL
      March 16, 2010 at 3:49 pm

      I guess like minds think alike- my youngest said “if the shoe fits wear it, right? Just make sure to get a variety of colors!” The look her father gave her spoke volumes! “What!?”

      Originally when I first looked I was going to pick #1 and #3- then thought two of #10 would work in my favor- non descriptive fellows that they would be.


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