Archive for April 28th, 2009

28
Apr
09

Due to Swine Flu Spread- Some additions to Wash your Hands; Save a Life Tab

Considering the rising toll of victims of the Swine Flu (no you don’t get it from eating Pork- so the gloaters better tap it down a bit)-I have added a sub page that has all the latest news I have been able to garner on the Swine Flu as it comes to me.

But it continues to be EXTREMELY important that you wash your hands before and after eating- and especially with strong soap after going to the bathroom!

28
Apr
09

The Hunt

The King, who enjoyed Nasrudin’s company, sent for him one day to go hunting bears. Bears are dangerous. Nasrudin was terrified at the prospect, but could not get out of it.

When he arrived back at the village, someone asked him:

 “How did the hunt go?”

“Marvelously.”

“How many bears did you kill?”

“None.”

“How many did you chase?”

“None.”

“How many did you see?”

“None.”

“How could it go “marvelously,” then?”

“When you are hunting bears, “none” is more than enough.”




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